Why I Am Mad About MILFs
Name’s Harvey and I am mad about MILFs. I’m thirty-two. I’m an attorney. And I’m here for one thing only— to talk about MILFs. I call them magic MILFs cause they are the sexiest, classiest women that ever walked this Earth. And if you haven’t had the great-good fortune of having banged one or dated one, then you’re losing out, man!
Mad About MILFs: Dumping the Whiners
I love women. I’ve had girlfriends and plain old friends-with-benefits. So last year, after I’d gone out with a bunch of young, single chicks from one particular dating site, I had an epiphany.
I realized I wasn’t happy. I was getting laid, all right, but I wasn’t having any fun. It seemed like I was doing all this work and paying all this money just to get a blowjob or get some pussy. Eventually, I got so pissed off, not only did I find myself beating-off to porn more and more, but also checking out young, single women on the dating website less and less. It was time, I decided, to try a MILF. That was the best decision I made in my life, outside of going to law school.
Nancy the MILF
After a shitty breakfast date with a twenty-three year old that ended abruptly when she wanted to see my recent bank statement to verify my earnings, I said “fuck it” and decided to actually buy myself something instead of wasting my hard-earned-cash on any of those asshole chicks from the dating website.
As luck would have it, that’s when I met my first MILF—Nancy. I hit my favorite shoe store for a new pair of sneaks and there she was, smokin’ sexy from her tits to her toes. She looked up from a stack of shoes when I walked in, flashed me a peek of her ass crack when she got up to help.
“Can I help you with something?” she asked.
No sooner did I have a pair of hi-tops, than twenty minutes later Nancy was sucking my cock and pinching my ball sack in the back office. Let me say it was the fucking best blow-job EVER! Experience baby! MILFs got it. Nancy took my cock all the way down her throat and never choked. Not to mention, she swallowed my cum, too.
Brenda the MILF
Thank God Nancy opened my eyes to the most important, hot-ass, sexier side of things that make me mad about MILFs. That is to say, all banging and no whining. MILF number two was Brenda. Brenda is the forty-five year old librarian at my nephew Tommy’s school. My sister Bari’s car broke down, so she called and asked me if I could pick him up. I love the little guy, so I drove on down and found myself in the school library chatting up the fucking hottest librarian in the universe while my nephew went to pee.
We met later that night at a bar and ended up screwing like teenagers in the back seat of my BMW. And by the way, it was her idea. We drank more (I had a hidden bottle of tequila in my trunk). Brenda the MILF taught me all about the sexual possibilities on four wheels. First off, she had me masturbate while she gave a blow-job to my stick shift, then she had me play with her tits while she slipped a condom on that same stick shift and sat on it, wrapping her soaking wet pussy around park, drive and reverse. Man, I would never be able to downshift the same way again!
We ended our night with her grabbing her knees ass-up in the back seat and me on my knees doggy style. I gotta say, man, MILFs surely do a body good!
Hilda—The Sexiest MILF In the World
Hilda, uhm. For one thing, just saying her name makes my dick dance in my pants. Hilda was my twenty-two year old client’s mother. She accompanied him to our dinner meeting. We instantly clicked. She was confident, attentive, funny, and as smart as she was sexy. Two drinks in we were rubbing each other’s legs under the table with our toes. Her son, of course, completely clueless.
We left after a hot, productive meal. Hilda texted me her address and directions the second the valet handed me the key to my ride. By the time I got to her place, she was standing in the foyer topless and wearing a pair of leather underwear with a vibrating bullet built in.
She handed me the remote and told me I was in charge. I kept her cumming all night as she sucked my dick, licked my toes, rimmed my ass and danced naked on the balcony for all of Los Angeles to see.
Yep, non-MILFs are boring, greedy and selfish. But MILFs, baby, they are uninhibited and playful, experienced and tight. My most compelling evidence proves MILFs make the world of sex for men a better, bolder, and more adventurous place!
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