MILFs and Cougars: What’s the Difference?

We’ve all heard about MILFs and Cougars, but are they the same thing? What’s the difference between a Cougar and a MILF?

First off, if your brain has made you so overly horny that you even have to ask that question, we feel for you, man. But seriously, if you don’t really know, sit down, grab a pocket pussy and get ready to get your stroke on, cause we are here to set you straight.

MILFs and Cougars: What’s a MILF?

The word MILF is an acronym for the phrase “mothers I would like to fuck.” Simple concept, right? Also, MILFS have been around since the dawn of time. In fact, Eve herself was the original MILF for somebody. That’s probably why Sodom and Gomorrah became such a popular travel location.

Honestly, though, as long as teenage boys, college boys and any age boys are amped-up on their testosterone, a sexy, hot, sultry woman with a child that has lean legs and firm tits will always be a mega turn-on. MILFs can be any age, but are usually sexier in their 30s and 40s because they know exactly what they want and aren’t afraid to get it. They can be any shape, size, hair color, or eye color, so take your pick. The one thing a MILF must be is a mother that’s fuckable. Period.

MILFs and Cougars: What’s a Cougar?

A Cougar is a sexy woman. Blonde, brunette, raven-haired or a redhead, she is older than the guy that wants to fuck her, usually by ten years or more. Cougars can be single hotties, divorced hotties or even married hotties, if you are willing to dive into that muff mess.

Cougars are generally horny, aggressive, generous women that can sometimes turn their younger fuck buddies into happy, pampered, sexually spoiled boy toys.

So, Really, What’s the Difference Between MILFs and Cougars?

While both Cougars and MILFs share many attractive traits, like experience, prowess, confidence and a sense of sexual adventure, the biggest “diffs” between a Cougar and a MILF are twofold. One, a MILF can be any age, while a Cougar definitely has to be older (and not just by a few months) and two, a MILF is somebody’s mother. A Cougar doesn’t have to have a kid, just a sweet smelling snatch and gyrating hips to match!

You got that? So, some MILFs are Cougars. And some Cougars are MILFs. But all MILFs have to be mothers! Ha, Ha, Ha!

MILF or Cougar, Who Should I Choose?

The horny fact is you can’t go wrong with either a MILF or a Cougar. Both have the one thing your dick wants— experience. Hot studs like you don’t have time to teach your fuck buddy how to suck your cock the right way. With a MILF or a Cougar, you’ll get a woman with magic lips that will lick up and down your shaft, suck your ball sack and be able to take your rock-hard rod in her mouth all the way down to the base of the shaft.

Both MILFs and Cougars are known to be sexually adventurous. You won’t have to spend time begging or pleading for anal sex. MILFs and Cougars are excited to bend over, take it up the ass and love every minute of it. If you want to be spanked, flogged or taken to the orgasmic edge and stopped, either a MILF or a Cougar is all in, all the time. Whatever the sexual flavor or fantasy, Cougars and MILFs are there.

Bad Little Boy

Is a bad-little-boy fantasy your thing? Your MILF will love it. She’ll dress you up in your teenage, bad boy best – torn t-shirt, grungy jeans. Then, she’ll make you strip down to your boxers and tell you what a bad, bad boy you’ve been. Finally, she’ll have you bend over and grab your ankles while she swats you with a stinging backhand to your ass.

Your cock springs into rock-hard readiness, so she’ll swat you again. Next she’ll taunt your bad boy ass by stripping herself, playing with her boobies and fingering her clit while you are bent over grabbing your ankles, helpless, unable to touch her, suck her or pump her with your cock, you BAD BAD BOY!

Pampered Sex Slave

If a pampered sex slave fantasy is what you desire, that rich Cougar will seductively oblige you. She’ll arrange your first date at the hot restaurant you heard about with the great steak and she’ll pay. She’ll insist on dessert at a nearby bakery and pay for that, too.

First, she’ll kiss you goodnight. Then she’ll invite you up for more. She’ll undress you, massage your feet and suck your cock before she undresses herself. Then she’ll ride your dick with her soaking wet cunt like it’s never been ridden before.

From that point on, all the toys, clothes, spending cash, and vacations will be yours, all on her dime. No commitment necessary. She just wants your cock, not your cash! Ultimately, the decision to go with a MILF or a Cougar is entirely up to your taste (and probably how she tastes, too). Either one, it’ll be some great sex for sure.

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